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Complex Numbers #1003039 added January 28, 2021 at 12:16am
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PROMPT January 28th
We need your help filling the Challenge War Chest! In your entry today, write three of your own prompts and then use one of them to complete the rest of your entry.
1. What is something you're afraid of? You don't have to reveal your biggest fear, just pick something that gives you the willies, rational or not.
2. Talk about a time when you wish you'd handled something differently.
3. What sounds do you dislike?
Now, I could probably come up with something for all of these, but I'm not known for being an overachiever. Besides, if I participate in future rounds, I'll want to save some of my answers for them.
So I'm going to talk about #1.
As noted in the prompt, it's not my biggest fear, but I'm not a fan of anything touching my eyeballs. I could never wear contact lenses, because that would involve me touching my eyes, and that's not going to happen. Oh, sure, I'd probably get used to it, but the point is I don't wanna. Nor have I ever had to; until recently, I've had pretty good vision.
This is in spite of eye surgery I had back in the 80s. I'd injured my cornea doing construction work. You know how they say "always wear safety glasses?" There's a reason for that, and it's not fashion sense. In my defense, I had been wearing some but they weren't the OSHA approved kind, so they slipped off and fell down a stack of cinderblock cells, frustratingly out of reach. They're probably still the wall of a garage in Reston. But I had to keep working, so there was nothing protecting my eyes when a nail flew up and smacked my cornea.
The next day, I got stitches in my cornea. This sucked, but at least I was under general anesthesia for the actual surgery. Within a year, though, it had completely healed, and my vision in that eye had actually improved some.
About fifteen years ago, though, I started feeling eyestrain. Apparently it's just one of the fun parts of getting old that you can't focus at different distances anymore, especially if you spend your days in front of a computer, which describes my life. So I started needing reading glasses. Still no contacts necessary, and hell, glasses are cool.
But even more recently, it's become apparent that my vision is deteriorating again, and I will need eye surgery. Again.
I looked up the procedure and went, "Nope."
Apparently this surgery is really common, and they have sorcery now, so it's actually an outpatient procedure -- the patient is awake for the whole thing. The idea of letting someone fuck around with my eyeballs, no matter how good they are at their job, while I'm awake and aware, just freaks me right the hell out.
One of the most horrible things I ever heard of was some guy who was having eye surgery. The anesthesia only partially worked: he could not move, he could not speak, he could do absolutely nothing -- but he could see and hear. So everything the doctors and nurses said and did? He was awake for that. With his eyes wedged open because, in case I wasn't clear, this was eye surgery.
I can't think of too many things that would freak me out more. Bad enough I have sleep paralysis sometimes.
I mean, lots of people are blind, right? I could be blind and not have to deal with this.
But. Hell. That would make video games difficult, and driving problematic. (On the other hand, tax break!)
So I'll probably suck it up and get the surgery. At some point. Because this shit isn't going to get better on its own.
Getting old sucks, but I suspect it beats the only alternative. |
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