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#1017850 added September 22, 2021 at 12:12am
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Out There
I've seen several UFOs.



But as usual, the answer to the headline question is "no."

In this case, a qualified "no."

The Pentagon has been quietly investigating unidentified flying objects since 2007. The fact that they think they might exist is good news to those who claim to have seen them

There's a difference between acknowledging that there are things in the sky that we can't identify, and jumping to the conclusion that they must be sentient alien life. UFO, as everyone knows, stands for Unidentified Flying Object. The Pentagon attempts to change this to UAP, or Unexplained Aerial Phenomenon, which sounds to me like they're trying to lump in things that don't qualify as "objects" while at the same time taking away the implication of "aliens" that has encrusted the term UFO like barnacles on a barge.

So when I say I've seen several UFOs, I mean I've seen shit in the sky that I, personally, couldn't identify (some of which I did, in fact, identify later on); that doesn't mean I saw flying saucers (which I didn't).

The unclassified version of the report (there was also a classified version seen only by US lawmakers) found “no clear indications that there is any non-terrestrial explanation” for the sightings. But neither did it rule it out.

Of course it didn't rule that out. I can't rule out the existence of vampire bats living in Saturn's rings, either; that doesn't mean that there is one there.

If the US military has been quietly and seriously investigating UFOs (or, as the Pentagon would have it, UAPs) since 2007, and if the Pentagon’s official report cannot rule out the existence of extraterrestrials, is it time we looked again at claims of close encounters and the people who have made them?

There is one fact that we can take as a certainty (or as close to a certainty as anything): People have reported UFOs.

Some of those reports were hoaxes. But there is no doubt in my mind that some people have seen something. I'm not denying the existence of UAPs; I'm just cautioning against making the cognitive leap to "it must be visitors from outer space."

Andrew Abeyta, professor of psychology at Rutgers University, co-authored We Are Not Alone, a study into why some of us want to believe in aliens. Abeyta explains that belief in aliens is akin to religiosity: unfounded beliefs in unfalsifiable ideas, which require a leap of faith.

The comparison of jumping to that conclusion to believing in some sort of god hasn't escaped me, either.

I tell Abeyta about an interview I carried out with a young man in Florida. The man, who did not want to be named, described an ambiguous close encounter that took place during his sleep.

My working hypothesis for any described encounter that takes place when a person is asleep is always "sleep paralysis." Because I've had similar experiences; the only difference is I recognized them as the effects of sleep paralysis. Again, that doesn't rule out other explanations, but you're going to have to give up more evidence than "I was asleep and suddenly I was being probed on a flying saucer."

However, now even the Pentagon has conceded there’s more to UFOs than that. In its nine-page report it states: “Most of the UAP reported probably do represent physical objects given that a majority of UAP were registered across multiple sensors, to include radar, infrared, electro-optical, weapon seekers and visual observation.” In other words, there was something out there and the images were not technical glitches.

Any mechanical/electronic recording device is a much more trustworthy source of information than the human memory. Again, I'm not denying there was something there.

Godfrey, a no-nonsense Yorkshireman born and raised in Oldham

I'm just leaving this sentence here to note that the Guardian is clearly not above repeating itself. (There is no such thing as a non-no-nonsense Yorkshireman.)

Is it time to start taking these stories more seriously? “I’m not saying that I believe it’s literally true that these are alien spaceships,” says Pope. “But at the very least, these people who were previously disbelieved and ridiculed should be listened to and given a hearing.

This, I can accept. If someone says they encountered something, they shouldn't be ridiculed for it. On the other hand, we should always keep in mind the possibility that they're perpetrating a hoax -- many Bigfoot sightings have been revealed to be hoaxes, for example.

Does Pope think ETs are among us? “I don’t know. I am certain that they are out there, but whether they’re down here or not? I don’t know. I think it’s much more likely that we’re dealing with unmanned probes.”

Insofar as it's possible to draw comparisons between humans and entirely speculative technological creatures from other worlds, it stands to reason that just as we sent robot probes out to other planets before sending humans there, any hypothetical technological civilization might easily do the same. That's still speculation, though.

Anyway, the article is worth reading even if, like me, you're a skeptic. I know I've talked about this sort of thing before, but I'll reiterate my basic thoughts on the subject:

1) Life almost certainly exists on other worlds;
2) There is no certainty that the evolution of said life produces a technological civilization;
3) Any technological civilization will be made of life that has been evolving for a very long time (it took Earth 4 billion years).
4) During that "very long time," the planet would have to avoid all major cataclysms and have comparatively few minor ones (such as the dinosaur-killer).

I'm calling the dinosaur-killer a minor cataclysm only because it didn't completely clear the planet of life. For major cataclysms, I mean like the planet breaking up or spiraling into a gravity well; the sort of thing that would wipe out all life.

Basically, I find it unlikely. Some say that to think we are unique, or alone, is hubris -- I say that the hubris is in thinking that evolution necessarily produces something like us. It does not. Evolution only selects for traits necessary for survival, and there are plenty of species that survive quite well without having developed big brains and the ability to produce spaceships; and only one that did so (on this planet).

Therefore, I'm not saying technological aliens don't exist; I'm saying they're probably exceedingly rare. (Also, please spare me the "we're a bunch of fucking assholes so why would anyone be interested in us" bullshit -- we study geese, and geese are assholes too.) And if you want me to believe that space aliens exist, show me one, or at least their devices.

So if some of these people aren't perpetrating hoaxes, if instruments detected something unidentified, if some of the stores are compelling -- okay. But none of that is positive evidence of alien visitation.

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