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Princess Megan has an Associates Of Art Degree in Journalism and diplomas in Free Lance Writing and Short Story Writing. I have 2 published novels: Passage To Romance and Princess Of Scruples. I work as a Qualified Medication Assistant in mental health. I am married and have a striped gray cat named Tigger. I am a Moderator at Writing.com I am also a Creative Scrapbook Designer and writing is my passion. Check out my stories in my Port.
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A Journal With Everything #1033698 added July 14, 2022 at 12:19am
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The Annoying Cupid
Cupid. You know the diaper baby.
He shoots arrows to get you to fall in
love. He misses his mark. He shoots
someone in the butt, misses the heart.
He flies around. He thinks he is cute.
Bare chested and reminds me of the
dancing baby on Alley Mcbeal?
He carries around a bow and arrows.
Here he comes. There is an ugly man.
I am getting out of here. Sure as crap,
he will shoot that arrow at him and I will
be chased around by a man that is ugly.
This man looks like Uncle Fester and I
run out and bump into a man who looks
like Johnny Depp! Cupid's arrow hits! Yes!
This Johnny Depp look alike and I are in love!
Thank you, Cupid! Oh no! Cupid's diaper leaked
on me. I spray cologne on me and I smell better.
Cupid flies away and his arrow hits the Fester
guy and a big, ogre girl. Sweet. I smile.
Happy Valentines Day! Cupid lost his diaper and
burned his butt on a candle. My Johnny guy and I
dance as Cupid trips and flies out the window.
A naked baby but I have to thank him. I found love.
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