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Complex Numbers #1043310 added January 18, 2023 at 10:19am
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Survivalism
For some reason, I was simply exhausted last night and went to bed early. I suppose it's possible that it's a portent of my inevitable demise, but it was probably just the weather.
Speaking of demise, today's article, another one from Field & Stream, is about survival.
Oddly, for me at least, one of these myths isn't "It's okay to go into the wilderness."
Spend enough time in the outdoors, and you’re bound to wonder how you would handle a true survival scenario.
For me, "enough time" is about five seconds.
Could you gather and forage enough food? Could you build a strong survival shelter to keep you warm and dry? Could you start a fire…in the pouring rain?
No, no, and no.
Myth No. 1: You Can Live Solely off Natural Survival Foods
I discovered the truth of this back in college. Turns out you can't actually survive solely on ramen noodles. Who knew?
But the reality is if you are only eating “survival foods,” you’ll start feel to sick and weak after a day or two. (Some of these survival foods also have little to zero caloric value, which makes them pointless to eat.)
Oddly, a day or two is about how long it takes to start to feel sick and weak if you don't eat anything at all, with the added benefit of not having worked hard for the feeling.
Myth No. 2: You Can Complete Survival Projects at a Normal Pace
Considering that "a normal pace" for me would make a sloth look like Usain Bolt, I'm not sure this is necessarily true.
The lesson here is on focus. Careful observation of the resources in your environment will dictate what’s possible and what the most important things are to spend your time on. Your decision could be the difference between life and death.
I'd imagine that shelter is of varying importance depending on the climate of where you've gotten yourself lost. A source of fresh water is always of high importance, if you can't find beer.
Myth No. 3: If You Kill a Big-Game Animal, You’re Set for Food
I am the furthest thing from a survivalist that you can possibly imagine, but a moment's thought should be enough to disprove this one. Even if you get past the thought, "Bears," you also have the thought, "This stuff will rot."
But the article doesn't even get into that, talking instead about the danger of trapping animals that don't have much body fat.
Basically, no matter how many rabbits, snails, limpets, or venison stakes you eat, you can still starve to death because your body can’t digest all of that protein without fat.
"Venison stakes?" I think someone killed and ate the editor.
Myth No. 4: Practicing Survival Skills Is the Same as Practicing Survival
This might not be nearly as blindingly obvious as the last one, but it makes sense.
This is a skill that only comes with experience. One indicator that you have this skill is you notice that you’re still having fun in a situation that others are complaining about. Accumulated experience in remote areas lets you know when something like feeling cold, getting cut, or eating something rotten is actually a concern and when it’s not—so you know when to be concerned and when not to be. When you get to this point, it may appear to others that you enjoy misery but you don’t, it’s just that it’s not miserable to you anymore.
And then you can lord it over them with your superior knowledge and attitude. Maybe this will finally make them appreciate you. More likely, you'll find yourself one morning with a cold campfire and no one to practice survival skills with because they've all gone haring off downstream because "obviously, this person can survive on their own."
That's the other thing about survival: we're social creatures; we got to nearly the top of the food chain not by an individual being the best hunter or survivalist, but by supporting each other. One dude can't take down a healthy mammoth alone (without heavy artillery anyway), but a dozen might. Hell, even Thoreau spent a lot of time hanging out with friends while supposedly sequestering himself at Walden (another reason I despise that guy's philosophy: he was a hypocrite).
The ultimate expression of survival is civilization, and that's why I stay near it at all times. |
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