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Complex Numbers #1051171 added June 17, 2023 at 9:25am
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Everything, Everywhere...
Today's article, from Atlas Obscura, covers a subject of major world importance.
Somehow (I think due to well-meaning gift-givers), I have not one, not two, but three containers of Everything Bagel Seasoning on my spice rack. I have never, not even once, used any. When I think about what to put them on, I'm always at a loss. Other breads? Somehow, that just doesn't work. Vegetables? Blasphemy. Meats? Heresy. And when I want an actual everything bagel, there are lots of bakeries around here that prepare them; some of them are even good.
The everything bagel is the king of bagels. On this there should be no argument.
With that kind of diversity, I think we're past hierarchical power structures.
In the same way that it combines all of the key bagel toppings—sesame and poppy seeds, dried garlic and onion, and coarse salt—it’s also a combination of ancient traditions and new fads, Eastern ingredients and Western techniques.
Not to mention its topologically interesting toroidal shape.
With cream cheese and lox, it creates, more or less, the perfect bite.
Dammit! Now I'm hungry. And I just had an everything bagel with lox and cream cheese yesterday.
There are, however, arguments about who invented the everything bagel, and none of them are particularly compelling.
This seems to be a trend in food (and drink).
Several New Yorkers have staked their claims as its inventor...
One thing we can say with some certainty is that it had to have been introduced in New York City.
Let’s be honest, it’s probably not possible to have “invented” the concept of putting several different existing bagel toppings on a bagel.
I imagine this is akin to putting pepperoni, pineapple, crab meat, ghost peppers, and figs on a pizza and claiming to have "invented" it.
...if there are five popular bagel toppings, it is fairly obvious to make a bagel with all of those ingredients. That’s not invention.
Maybe not, but an everything bagel is obviously superior to my purely imaginary pizza creation up there.
But there is one element of the everything bagel that is invention, and that’s the name. “Everything” is the accepted name for a fairly specific combination of toppings: It is not a “combo bagel” or a “spice-lover’s bagel” or, as the Canadians might call it, an “all-dressed bagel.” It is an everything bagel, and someone had to come up with that piece of clear, descriptive branding.
Especially since it's clearly not "everything."
By his own and most other accounts, that person was David Gussin. Around 1979 or 1980, he says, he was a teenager working at Charlie’s Bagels in the Howard Beach neighborhood of Queens, New York.
If you're curious, that neighborhood is located very close to JFK Airport.
He was doing typical teenage job stuff: cleaning, working the counter—and cleaning the oven, where excess bagel toppings accumulated when they fell off. “One day instead of throwing them out like I usually did, I gave them to Charlie and said, ‘Hey, make a bagel with these, we’ll call it the everything bagel.’ It wasn’t that big of a deal; we weren’t looking to make the next big bagel. Charlie was probably more interested in what horses he was going to bet on.”
It's also not far (unless there's traffic, which there always is) from Belmont Park, where they race horses.
Soon, a shop across the street started selling their own everything bagels, and word slowly spread.
If you're skeptical about having two bagel places across the street from each other without one of them going out of business, well, all I can say is: Welcome to Queens.
But there’s more to this story. What exactly is an everything bagel? And more importantly, why did it catch on?
I think we know the answers. This article has already described the "what," and the "why" is self-evident: it is delicious.
The article proceeds, regardless.
In 2009, I moved to San Francisco after spending my entire life in the Northeast. At the coffee shop in my new neighborhood, I ordered an everything bagel. It came with sunflower seeds on it.
I appreciate California, but they cannot do bagels. Or pizza.
People have strong feelings about the right and wrong ways to prepare and consume certain foods, particularly beloved or traditional ones.
Really? I hadn't noticed.
I won't rehash the article's short description of the evolutionary origins of the bagel, but it's worth reading.
In New York, bagels first gained widespread attention thanks to the sometimes vicious bagel strikes of the 1940s and 1950s.
I'd heard rumors about these before. Dark times indeed. Glad I hadn't been born yet.
It wasn’t until the 1960s that the bagel went national, thanks to a few innovations: machine-rolling, freezing, and pre-slicing. The Lender’s bagel combined all three of those processing conveniences and blew up the entire bagel industry. Suddenly the entire country was awash in bagels—and not particularly good ones.
I want to emphasize that last bit. Lender's bagels are edible, and better than the abominations you can get at McDonald's, but that's the best I can say about them. The room-temperature variety is marginally better than the frozen one, but I don't know what preservatives they use to make that possible. I'd wager the orginals were pretty good, as Mr. Lender was a Jewish immigrant from Poland. But now it's just another processed, mass-produced food product.
Back to the point of the article, which is the toppings. I won't go into that, but it's enlightening. To summarize, the toppings came from many and varied locations, as befits a thing invented in New York City.
So who invented the everything bagel? An entire culinary tradition spanning continents and thousands of years. That, and David Gussin, since no one called it an everything bagel before he did. Probably.
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