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Complex Numbers #1052753 added July 18, 2023 at 9:37am
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Facts... In... SPACE!
The random number gods have blessed us with back-to-back Cracked links.
Not really useless, though, are they? Apart from my assertion that there's no such thing as useless knowledge, they at least get the site some clicks.
For me, and most of us, space is like retirement: It seems cool, but there’s little to no chance I’ll ever personally experience it.
Maybe stop buying lattes and you'll be able to afford a trip on the Muskrocket? Or retire. But not both.
Along those lines, here are five of the most useless facts science has provided us with about outer space…
Which might all someday be useful, if we don't blow ourselves up like a Muskrocket first.
5. Parts of It Smell Like Rum
There are way worse things to smell like.
There’s a cloud known as Sagittarius B2 that’s floating out in our own little Milky Way galaxy.
In space, "cloud" is relative. From what I understand (I could always be wrong), it's even less dense than the Martian atmosphere.
Specifically, it’s the chemical that gives rum its distinctive smell, meaning that, somewhere out in our galaxy, there’s a space cloud that, if you smelled it, would make you retch remembering your 21st birthday party.
No, for that, it would have to smell like tequila.
There is also an alcohol cloud  in space; unfortunately, it's mostly methyl (the kind that makes you go blind if you drink it). But space is big, and in my headcanon, somewhere out there is a cloud of Everclear.
SF idea: a spaceship dives into one of these clouds to replenish its fuel supply.
4. A Year on Venus Is Shorter Than A Day on Venus
A year on Venus is shorter than a day, even though that is not what we have agreed those words mean like 99 percent of the time. It’s because Venus spins incredibly slowly on its axis, so much so that it completes a full revolution around the Sun before it rotates a full 360 degrees.
This fact may indeed have little use—after all, on the surface of Venus, it doesn't much matter whether you're facing the sun or not; it's still hotter than actual hell. Not to mention corrosive and under more pressure than an intern on a deadline. But for a long time, we didn't know what the rotation rate of the planet was. All we had to go by was cloud top rotation, and that can be different. So the remarkable thing isn't that Venus rotates more slowly than it revolves, but that we know it.
3. There’s A Huge Diamond Out There
That was an entire Doctor Who episode.
The diamond is actually a huge, dead star known as a white dwarf.
It's probably wrong of me to yawn at the idea of a white dwarf. It is, after all, an example of just how scary outer space can be.
Larger stars, like our Sun, which so generously provides us with melanoma and the ability to burn ants with a magnifying glass, end with a supernova, one of the coolest things I hope to never see.
Wrong. Our sun will also leave behind a white dwarf remnant. Supernovae start at, can't be arsed to look it up, a star much bigger than our sun.
Once the sun starts fusing helium, however, it's likely to expand to Earth's orbit, so the distinction doesn't much matter to us. Also, whatever happens will happen billions of years from now. Probably.
It’s so far away there’s nothing we can possibly do about it, but maybe, someday, we’ll figure out a way to send poor people there to harvest bits of it at great bodily danger to themselves.
Another SF plot that writes itself. Unfortunately, one would have to first overcome the crushing gravity, not to mention the heat.
2. We’re Eventually Going to Crash Into the Andromeda Galaxy
That's certainly not useless knowledge for a writer. It's just that this will happen just about when our sun expands; that is, billions of years from now.
You tell me we’re about to collide with another galaxy, and when I ask, “So Earth and all the planets we know are just going to smack into the Andromeda ones?” I get hit with a “well, not exactly.”
That's because space is largely made up of—you might want to sit down for this revelation—space. We've looked at galaxy collisions; the biggest effect is gravitational fuckery.
1. It’s Infinite
Er... maybe. Probably not. Likely, it's very, very big. Maybe it's looped in four dimensions, the way the surface of the Earth is looped in three. Very, very big is just as far from infinity as 1 is.
But from a practical standpoint, "very, very big" might as well be infinity, as there will always be things we don't know.
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