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Complex Numbers #1055978 added September 20, 2023 at 8:36am
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Labor Saving... Not
I fail to see how this is better.
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Popular Science used to be a credible publication.
Washing dishes is awful.
Well, sure; any chore is. But I can name a whole lot worse.
Thankfully, a woman named Josephine Cochrane, who was really concerned about her fancy china getting chipped while being hand-washed, stepped up and invented the first dishwasher.
Yes, I've referenced her before, here: "Pretty Petty"  . I would like to reiterate that she invented it so she wouldn't have to do the dishes herself because her servants were incompetent. Presumably, she'd chip the china too, and then who was she going to blame? Eh, probably the servants, anyway.
Now, other than the brainpower and Tetris skill you need to load the machine, you’ve only got to put some detergent in the soap compartment and press “start.”
Brainpower? Tetris skill? I like a good hyperbole, but it's really not that difficult.
Sure, Cochrane’s invention saves you time, but you still have to buy detergent.
The horror.
Make your own dishwasher tablets, though, and you’ll save some money.
The draw of a dishwasher is that it saves you time. It lets you be lazy, or at least concentrate on working on something else, if you're one of those weirdos who has to be productive all the time. Making your own dishwasher tablets defeats the purpose, much as making pancake batter from scratch defeats the purpose of buying frozen microwavable pancakes.
It’s easy...
Having read the instructions, no, it's not.
...makes cleaning up a bit more exciting...
A number can be less negative, but still negative.
and will leave your most likely not-so-fancy china shiny and smelling of fresh lemon…
Yep, that's the goal: have your plates and silverware, with which you're going to eat, smelling like fruit or flowers. Not.
Time: 20 minutes (with a minimum 24-hour drying period)
In my experience, you have to triple the time (at least) of any recipe, food or not.
Material cost: $27 ($5.40 per batch—or $0.14 per pod)
Similarly, the given cost is always underestimated.
Difficulty: easy
Lie.
So, the rest of the article is the actual recipe, presented in the same style as food recipes. I'll give them this, though: the intro wasn't 20 pages long, though some of the steps have meta-information to make up for the brevity of the intro.
Considering that it's finicky, and involves a lot of cleanup in itself (all the equipment needed, plus the inevitable powder spills on your counter), I'm not convinced you're saving anything. You get bragging rights, maybe, but doing all that work defeats the purpose of having a dishwasher in the first place.
At least they seem to have gotten the science right, which, considering the source, is a bare minimum. |
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