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Complex Numbers #519005 added July 4, 2007 at 12:00pm
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On this Fourth of July
Sandy, the fireworks are hailin' over Little Eden tonight
Forcin' the light into all those stoned-out faces left stranded on this Fourth of July
Down in town the circuit's full with switchblade lovers so fast so shiny so sharp
And the wizards play down on Pinball Way on the boardwalk way past dark
And the boys from the casino dance with their shirts open like Latin lovers along the shore
Chasin' all them silly New York girls
Sandy the aurora is risin' behind us
The pier lights our carnival life forever
Love me tonight for I may never see you again
Hey Sandy girl
The Fourth of July used to swell my heart with all the patriotic feelings that the advertisements demanded. My dad, who was a retired Coast Guard officer, wasn't one for oversentimental patriotism, but as a military officer, he showed the proper respect to our country and its heroes.
Then there were the fireworks.
I love fireworks. When I was a kid we'd buy those big honkin' packs of sparklers, spitters, spinners and snakes, and I'd spend all day on the Fourth sorting them into piles, deciding which ones to set off first, middle and last for the ultimate Fourth of July effect. "I'll start with the black snakes," I'd decide, "And then after the sun goes down we'll light some sparklers, and then get into the really fun stuff."
Now the greasers, they tramp the streets or get busted for trying to sleep on the beach all night
Them boys in their spiked high heels - ah, Sandy, their skins are so white
And me, I just got tired of hangin' in them dusty arcades bangin' them pleasure machines
Chasin' the factory girls underneath the boardwalk where they promised to unsnap their jeans
And you know that tilt-a-whirl down on the south beach drag
I got on it last night and my shirt got caught
And that Joey kept me spinnin' I didn't think I'd ever get off
Oh Sandy the aurora is risin' behind us
The pier lights our carnival life on the water
Runnin' down the beach at night with my boss's daughter
Well he ain't my boss no more Sandy
When I got old enough to drive, I was also tired of the lame-ass shit Virginia allows for personal fireworks, and we went up to the Washington Monument in DC to see the real show - about a forty-five minute drive; we'd park at the Pentagon, which is right across the river, and take the Metro in to around the Smithsonian. I'd spend the day gawking around the Air and Space museum, looking at the BIG rockets, and then head down to the National Phallus for the show.
This started about the time they got the Beach Boys to play down there. Free concert. Some estimates put the crowd at upwards of half a million people, with all the attendant fights, heat stroke, thefts, and illegal fireworks (DC has even more draconian regulations on individuals' fireworks than VA). With the luck of the young, I was fine.
James Watt, then the Secretary of the Interior, banned Beach Boys concerts, claiming they attracted "the wrong element." I adopted that as my slogan. "Hello, [mother of prospective girlfriend]. I'm the Wrong Element. Pleased to meet you."
Sandy, the angels have lost our desire for us
I spoke to 'em just last night and they said they won't set themselves on fire for us anymore
Every summer when the weather gets hot they ride that road down from heaven on their Harleys they come and they go
And you can see 'em dressed like stars in all the cheap little seashore bars parked making love with their babies out on the Kokomo
Well the cops finally busted Madame Marie for tellin' fortunes better than they do
This boardwalk life for me is through
You know you ought to quit this scene too
Sandy the aurora's rising behind us, the pier lights our carnival life forever
Oh love me tonight and I promise I'll love you forever
Except for 1986, that is, when they rededicated the Statue of Liberty. My friend Dave from Baltimore and I hopped up to New York, with Born in the USA cranked up hard all the way, with the sunroof open and the windows down because we didn't have air conditioning, but it didn't matter.
"Drivin' out of Baltimore County, me and Dave on the Fourth of July..."
We got off the turnpike at Exit 8 so we could make our holy pilgrimage to the Land of Bruce, Freehold and Asbury Park.
It was a pit.
In New York, we walked from 42nd Street all the way down to the Battery, where they had a dozen barges in the Hudson and the East River, all with the same, synchronized fireworks display. The renovated Statue of Liberty shone bright in the flickering light.
Then I grew up, and I lost track of Dave, and I got married, divorced and my engineering license. I got married again, and I forgot about fireworks and big cities. The World Trade Center, near the Statue of Liberty, collapsed in a cloud of smoke. And whenever someone mentioned patriotism I got sick at heart, because I love this country and the principles on which it was founded, but I've never been so embarrassed to be an American.
I can hear the conservative chorus now: "So why don't you leave?"
Because I can still say these things. Because I can still be a thorn in your side. Because as long as I'm here, I haven't given up trying.
And today we're going over to our friends' house, in the middle of rural Virginia, for a barbecue and maybe some fireworks. We're bringing tequila and triple sec and frozen lime concentrate, and we're going to celebrate the Fourth of July by pigging out and getting drunk on Mexican liquor. Hell, I might even bring some gin so I can give a nod to the Brits while I'm at it. "Hail to the Queen. Aren't you glad we divorced you?"
I'm afraid patriotic thoughts will be absent from the celebration.
quoted lyrics by Bruce Springsteen,
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