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#554216 added December 9, 2007 at 5:12pm
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Teen-Proof Your Home!
From the article: I wrote the following column by taking a squirrel removal service's advertisement and replacing the word "squirrel" with the word "teen." As the father of two teens, I can tell you it works surprisingly well.

http://stcharlesjournal.stltoday.com/opinions/sj2tn20071208-1209stc_beck_1.ii1.t...

And they ask me why I:

a)write
b)drink
c)don't have kids
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