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Complex Numbers #586559 added May 22, 2008 at 4:30pm
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Starbuck's
I can count the number of Starbuck's I've been in without taking off my shoes. In that number, I'm not counting the one that's in the local Buns & Noodle bookstore; I've only visited that one in the course of looking for books to read.
It's not fair to say I hate Starbuck's, though. The reason I don't go in there is simple and astonishing:
I have never, in my entire life, drank a cup of coffee.
(I'll wait here while your heart recovers.)
(Better now? Good.)
I have, of course, tasted it, and found it completely disgusting. In fact, I find everything with a coffee flavor completely disgusting. It is, in fact, the only thing besides cherries that can ruin the blissful experience that is chocolate for me.
That said, I found the following article highly amusing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/21/8-types-of-annoying-people-youll-find-inside-...
8 Types Of Annoying People You'll Find Inside Starbucks
Here are 8 types of people you'll find inside a Starbucks that are guaranteed to annoy the shit out of you.
8. Manager Who Refuses to Recognize the Words Small, Medium, and Large...
(#6 should be of special interest to my readers on this site. Folks... don't be That Guy.) |
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