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#621806 added December 2, 2008 at 6:02pm
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Peace on Earth
I think we've stumbled upon the solution to World Peace:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1433&Ite...

ISRAEL AND PALESTINE SIGN PEACE DEAL TO PREVENT CLINTON VISIT

ISRAEL and Palestine last night signed a hastily arranged peace deal in a desperate bid to prevent a visit from Hillary Clinton. ... "Everything's fine. These guys are a hoot, I love them. We're actually thinking about going skiing together."


Speaking of comebacks,

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-best-comebacks-of-all-time/

The 10 Most Devastating Insults of All Time

The French call it “l’esprit d’escalier,” or “staircase ghost.”

To the rest of us, it is known simply as the comeback, that divine and tender coincidence of all the universe’s comedic forces at the perfect moment. A truly good comeback can instantly turn tables, elevate the terminally zinged to the status of champion, and reduce the zinger to a stuttering fool.


A useful article for anyone on the internet who would like to have a comeback that may be slightly above, "Your mama."

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