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Complex Numbers #648347 added May 5, 2009 at 6:26pm
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BRUCE!
Yes, folks, I'm off to the concert.
I know I should say something funny here about Cinco de Mayo, but I don't see anything funny about putting mayonnaise in the sink. After all, someone's gotta clean that mess up, and my wife can't be everywhere at once, you know.
Speaking of which, this week's Comedy newsletter is about food humor - inspired by the event in the previous entry.
Also, in Japan and South Korea, it's Children's Day. So get your Japanese or South Korean child while you can!
Today is also my ex-wife's birthday. I celebrate that by not talking to her.
And after the concert, I May have to drink a Fifth. |
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