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Complex Numbers #659205 added July 15, 2009 at 10:04am
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Quidditch, anyone?
http://www.cracked.com/article_17510_5-ways-people-are-taking-harry-potter-waaay...
5 Ways People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaay Too Seriously
Readers everywhere have fallen in love with the tale of a magical boy who escapes a decade of child abuse only to wind up in a facility with a worse child-safety record than the Industrial Revolution. Unfortunately, humanity's ability to simply enjoy the Harry Potter books and get on with their lives ended the very second two computers were connected together.
Once again, Cracked outdoes itself.
A 200-woman conference room--which we imagine must have smelt strongly of cats--got together for a talk on "Out of Bounds: Transgressive Fiction," which meant Snape and Hermione fiction. And if you believe any words in the stories discussed even rhymed with "consensual," then can we come live in your world? It seems nicer there.
Gosh, I hope none of my readers write Harry Potter fanfiction.
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