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Complex Numbers #663099 added August 10, 2009 at 11:13pm
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True Story
True story
(and I don't know what made me think of it just now)
I have a friend who spent 20 years in the military as an NCO. I'll call him "Ed" because that's his name and only two people who read this know him, and they already know the story.
At one point, just before he was to be redeployed at a different base, Ed, a single man, attended a wedding that was a bit heavy on the bridesmaids. Young, attractive bridesmaids. Ed spent the time drinking and hitting on the bridesmaids with no success whatsoever.
As he was turned down by the last bridesmaid, Ed decided, "What the hell; I'm leaving anyway."
So he said, "No? Well, then, I suppose a blow job in the parking lot is out of the question."
She paused, then said, "Let me finish my drink."
So it is to Ed's honor that I dedicate this demotivator:
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