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#730674 added August 4, 2011 at 12:30pm
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I Think I Figured Out How Obama Could Win the 2012 Election
All he would have to do is to list all the failures he's had that he has blamed on Bush, on Congress, on oil companies and jet owners and then do a turnaround and admit that he has failed the country. All he would have to do was to admit that he's been a horrible president, but a great divider-in-chief. If he did that, half of America would keel over with heart attacks and the ones who were left - his faithful - would gladly re-elect him. (They'd probably also bow at his feet as he changed the Constitution to allow him to be president for the rest of his life.)



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