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Blogocentric Formulations #731911 added August 18, 2011 at 7:31pm
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Inquiring Minds on the Interwebs
You know how the Google search engine will auto-complete what you type into its search box? For example, if you start typing, "Where can I..." it will provide a list of the most commonly searched options below which you can navigate down to and hit Enter to auto-complete. It might have a list like, "Where can I... find a good doctor / get a good deal on a used car / etc."
Have you ever actually started the first few words of a common search just to see what Google's most frequent searches are? If you haven't had the pleasure, here are a few:
What do I...
want to eat
do with my life
How many times...
have I been Googled
can the doctor regenerate
Where is...
my refund
Chuck Norris
the love
my mind
Are there...
bears in Big Bear
any gay NFL players
any cities in Antarctica
Why can't...
I own a Canadian
I hold all these limes
Why does my...
mom turn me on
When is it okay to...
cross a double yellow line
When are there...
coupons in the Sunday paper
Is it okay to...
have a centipede in my [lady parts]
eat ants
give my dog Benadryl
kill
microwave this
Really people?
Maybe Stephen King was right when he said, "I think that we're all mentally ill. Those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better - and maybe not all that much better after all."
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