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My name is Joy, and I love to write. Why poetry, here? Because poetry uplifts its writer, and if she is lucky enough, her readers, too. Around us, so many objects abound to write about. Once a poet starts with a smallest, most trivial object, he shall discover that his pen will spill out what is most delicate or most majestic hidden inside him. Since the classics sometimes dealt with lofty subjects with a lofty language, a person with poetry in his soul may incline to emulate that. That is understandable. Poetry does that to a person: it enlarges the soul and gives it wings. Yet, to really soar, a poet needs to take off from the ground. Kiya's gift. I love it!
Off the Cuff / My Other Journal
#813817 added April 15, 2014 at 12:33am
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Now, Whod Want Me to Eulogize Myself!
Some people insist that Mark Twain is misquoted in “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” Well, Mr. Twain, you are not the only one. Not only you are misquoted, but also, I am not dead...yet.

Now, why would anyone want me to write a eulogy for myself? Don’t I have any friends left to do that for me? My friends can be detached, careless, selfish and self-interested, and they may have unresolved feelings toward me, but believe me, none of them would pass the chance to say a few words after me in a variety of contexts, and I mean a rich variety that could cover all the writing genres, especially the horror genre.

Besides, if I give my own eulogy, I can’t get a front-row seat, can I?

Then, suppose I do, what shall I say? “Let’s celebrate my passing.” Or shall I say, “Yay, Freedom! I’m outa here!” Or maybe I shall write. “That’s it for me, guys. You stick around and suffer. There!”

Maybe I’ll start with something serious like: ““What I want my God, my husband, my children, people of my belief system to say about me --I’m being diplomatic here. In case one system's heaven is closed, the other could be open--that I was…” What? Just wait a minute! Am I telling God how to talk here? Now, I’ll never make it inside the pearly gates. Do you see what you made me think and almost write?

Nope, no way! This woman is never going to write her own eulogy. And just to spite you, I am donating my old body to science, which means there won’t be a corpse to cry over or eulogize.

Again, as Mark Twain has said or rumored to have said: “Because when it comes down to preference, it comes down to preference.”

Now, who’d know Yogi Berra was Mark Twain reincarnated!

And to answer the prompt question directly: They should eulogize nothing. Actually I wish for everyone to get ice-cream and cake, and party, party!

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Prompt: What should they eulogize? Write the perfect funeral speech for your own funeral.

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