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Princess Megan has an Associates Of Art Degree in Journalism and diplomas in Free Lance Writing and Short Story Writing. I have 2 published novels: Passage To Romance and Princess Of Scruples. I work as a Qualified Medication Assistant in mental health. I am married and have a striped gray cat named Tigger. I am a Moderator at Writing.com I am also a Creative Scrapbook Designer and writing is my passion. Check out my stories in my Port.
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#817882 added May 26, 2014 at 7:28am
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Nursery Rhyme Parody
Prompt: Write a parody about your least favorite nursery rhyme.

Jack Be Nimble
Jack be quick!
Jack Flash jumped over a candle stick!

Parody:

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack burned his butt on a candle stick!

Was he that dumb that he needed to jump over candle sticks? I mean seriously? What a moron! I never got this one.

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