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Complex Numbers #941763 added September 21, 2018 at 12:16am
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Bear essentials
When I decided to be lazy and order toilet paper online rather than schlep to the grocery store, I had no idea what I was in for.
The bumwad appeared on time, though I had to wonder how long it was sitting on my front step advertising itself to the neighbors.
See, it arrived in a box with the brand logo on it. The brand logo... and mascot.
Leaving aside for a moment the perfectly reasonable question of why in the actual fuck does shitwipe have a mascot, said mascot is...
...a bear.
A BEAR.
A bear with soulless, fake-lash eyes that peer into the murky depths of your... soul (you thought I was going to write something else, didn't you?)
Not only that, but she's leaning around a wall, or a doorway. Leering. Watching you use her product in the manner for which it was intended.
Don't believe me? Here:
https://cdn1.fishpond.co.nz/0176/014/358/907024384/original.jpeg
I think my next order will be a bidet. |
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