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#942935 added October 8, 2018 at 12:30am
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Naan Sequitur
The local supermarket sells prepackaged pizza.

"So what? Every supermarket sells prepackaged pizza."

Yeah, I know. Shut up. That's not the point.

This particular pizza has the usual pizza toppings - several different varieties; I get the pepperoni kind - but its crust is... naan.

That despairing scream you just heard was every Italian and Indian currently reading this.

It is delicious.

Feel free to complain about cultural appropriation... once no one ever sells another bacon, egg and cheese bagel. Until then, I'll just keep enjoying multiculturalism.

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