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#943604 added October 17, 2018 at 12:28am
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By Any Other Name
Just take a look at this news story:

https://wreg.com/2018/10/15/video-deputy-orders-man-to-stop-filming-in-his-own-h...

TATE COUNTY, Miss. -- A Tate County man wants answers after he said two Tate County sheriff's deputies entered his home uninvited and one demanded he stop filming them.

Cardravious Crump said he had just hosted a Halloween costume party at his mother's house about an hour before the deputies arrived Sunday morning.


Now, I could get into a discussion of law enforcement overreach or individual rights, but screw that; I want to talk about the truly important part of this story, which is:

The dude's name is Cardravious Crump.

I'd say "you can't make this shit up," but obviously, someone did. I don't even care if it's the name his momma gave him or if he came up with it himself; if it's his legal name or if he's trolling the cops. Doesn't matter. Someone created that name, and it is a masterpiece.

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