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#960711 added June 13, 2019 at 12:13am
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Passive-Aggressive Party Parting
The barbecue is almost over! How do you entice your guests to leave without basically kicking them out?

So many possibilities.

*Bullet* Pay the cops to drive over with sirens on. They'll scatter like roaches.

*Bullet* Threaten to strip naked, whilst being drunk enough to make it a credible threat.

*Bullet* Run out of beer - though this is a bit of a Pyrrhic victory, as it will leave me with no beer. Maybe hide a reserve stash first.

*Bullet* Start telling my repertoire of "dead baby" jokes and "guy with no arms or legs" jokes.

*Bullet* Instigate a political and/or religious argument.

*Bullet* Suggest we play Monopoly.

*Bullet* Ask for help with the cleanup.

*Bullet* Blast Justin Bieber on sound system. On second thought, this may violate the Geneva Convention.

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