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	<td align=left class="norm"><div align=center><font class="size4" style="">I can&#39;t hear her over the sound of my pissing,<br />
So, I don&#39;t know what it is that I&#39;m missing,<br />
I hope she&#39;ll not think her I&#39;m dissing,<br />
I just can&#39;t hear over the sound of my pissing.</font></div><br />
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