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Complex Numbers
Complex Numbers
A complex number is expressed in the standard form a + bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is defined by i^2 = -1 (that is, i is the square root of -1). For example, 3 + 2i is a complex number.
The bi term is often referred to as an imaginary number (though this may be misleading, as it is no more "imaginary" than the symbolic abstractions we know as the "real" numbers). Thus, every complex number has a real part, a, and an imaginary part, bi.
Complex numbers are often represented on a graph known as the "complex plane," where the horizontal axis represents the infinity of real numbers, and the vertical axis represents the infinity of imaginary numbers. Thus, each complex number has a unique representation on the complex plane: some closer to real; others, more imaginary. If a = b, the number is equal parts real and imaginary.
Very simple transformations applied to numbers in the complex plane can lead to fractal structures of enormous intricacy and astonishing beauty.
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While one should never get their legal advice from an online comedy site, you might like this Cracked article about laws.
Yeah, I don't know if these are unique. And it's not like other countries don't have stupid laws, too. Hell, some of them still punish you for blasphemy.
The United States is a pretty weird country.
Which one isn't? Oh, yeah, Canada. Never mind.
Even though what’s supposed to be the famous, usually screamed tenet of America is freedom, the actual freedoms we do and don’t have are cherry-picked and puzzling.
Yeah, right. "Freedom."
So it’s unsurprising that there’s a whole lot of regulations and laws in the U.S. that haven’t fallen far from the apple tree — at best confusing, at worst fully oxymoronic.
Or just moronic.
Here are five American laws that are likely, in the eyes of other modern governments, incredibly dumb.
I always liked those lists of weird laws still on the books, like needing a license to wear penny loafers, or whatever.
These aren't those, though.
5. Female Lawmakers’ Backwards Dress Codes
Another point on the high school side of the scale is the fact that, despite being our chief legislative body, Congress still enforces a fucking dress code. And like most dress codes, it’s a whole lot more draconian when it comes to the female members.
That's idiotic, sure, but then there are still countries where "female lawmaker" is semantically and legally impossible.
Sure, Britain isn’t much looser, but they also think “fanny” is a cuss, so is that such a win?
That's what I've been saying.
4. Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned
Another common feel in American law is the conflict between a country that’s supposed to be advocating for freedom above all, while seemingly convinced that every American has the death drive of a baby lustily staring at the forbidden liquids beneath the sink. One place this pops out is in the absence of the Kinder Surprise Egg in American stores.
Meanwhile, far more hazardous products remain legal. You know what I mean.
3. Weird Real Egg Laws
Right, because no one else has weird laws about food.
2. Pharmaceutical Advertising
Everywhere else foolishly believes that if you need medication, your doctor probably isn’t relying on you to provide suggestions. It doesn’t help that the advertising is just as predatory as usual, mostly suggesting that if you don’t fix your allergies, your child will spit on you and leave you to cry in a musty robe while they go to the park to play with their other parent, who they now like more.
I despise almost all advertising, and it is kinda strange to push prescription medicine on the TV, but there are worse things to advertise. Homeopathy, e.g.
1. Sex With A Porcupine
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