Is there still time to enter? I just found this, and I think it is a great way to have a bit of fun, at the expense of other's unfortunate enough to stumble accross the writing. I was struck by a great idea for it, and was hoping I could still enter, seeing as there are three entries now...

"I will give you 5 of your earth minutes to read my work... Start NOW"

What? How long is a non-earth minute? It is 90 eath seconds. Muahahahahahaha!