Granted, I'm probably not a great one to take advice from (haven't won a single day -- heh), but I try not to over-think these things. I just sit down, glance at it, and then write whatever comes to mind. Some of it I'm satisfied with, and some of it I'm not, but I think this is the farthest I've made it in the contest.

As such, I haven't had any stumpers. Just a migraine that kept me from coming online for a few days.