Whew! Had to seek the help of some of my buddies to make the final decisions since they were all so good and creative!
Unfortunately "framily" and "nimrod" are already in the lexicon of popular culture, so those don't qualify.

At the end of the day, it came down to these four! (and yes, I know I said three winners, BUT I can bend the rules a little, eh?) So congrats to the following writers and their creations!

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1. Puroet - A writer who writes purely nothing but poetry; a poet who does not even want to try to write stories
novesl, etc. - Princess Zelda

2. Frazziac - A person who is consistently frazzled by the simplest of stimuli. - Itchy Water~fictionandverse

3. Reliface - A young person who is considered particularly grumpy before his or her time. - blue jellybaby

4. Literepho - A person who has an extreme feeling of fright when it comes to writing. - GERVIC

Congratulations!!! Your words brought smiles and giggles to those I sent it to *lol*
Also thanks to Ridley , Stiggles , richardd and THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! for your entries!
Hope you all had fun with this one.