June 9-Surf

“You expect me to take this seriously Mr. Joplin, Vin Diesel parasailing off the beach behind your condo? Seriously?”

“Professor Fincklewraith I swear it’s him, I mean just look at…”

“Oh, Joplin I am looking and if that is Mr. Diesel then I am Ed Sullivan! Are you ‘trying’ to fail my class Joplin?”

“No sir, I swear that’s the man himself! I saw him changing out of that kilt and black boots outfit in the parking area, besides I mean look at that sky, and the colors, and the framing even if it ain’t…”

“Isn’t Joplin isn’t! Please grammar promotes!”

“Isn’t; the pic’s an awesome shot!”

“Photograph son we do not look at or take ‘pics’ in my class this is a professionl studio and not a back alley dark room!”

“Fine professor Fincklewraith but that is Vin Diesel and that is the best photograph on view today.”

“Joplin one more time that is not him and the only event that could possibly change my opinion is if that man managed to somehow flap those monstrous sized ears of his and actually catch some air and take himself a bit closer to your oh so beautifully colored clouds! Ms. Hartwood you my dear are next up to slaughter.”