Tommy felt a funny tingling in his head, what was that? He focused hard on being small and threading his needle, at the same time the spider was boring down unseen into his skull.

"This one must be their leader." he relayed back to the great web several feet away. 

"why do you think this Atkins?" asked the very English controller.

"He has the largest brain sir."

"How many samples do we have now Atkins?"

"Well this will be the fifth."

"Good work Atkins there's a promotion in this for you." 

"Thank you sir."

"Just ten more to go and we will have this planet"

The two spiders worked enthusiastically on their plan to put implants in to the brain of the inhabitants of fairyland not realising the controllers readings were faulty and there were in fact five million more to do. Just the two of them lost and alone on an alien planet but with their spiderly determination and rubbish equipment they wove their plans in an ordered fashion.

Tommy scratched his head again as the spider slowly crawled across his skull down his shoulder and on to find his next victim. He knew that once all the implants were in all the inhabitants they would be able to control everything. He put his best furry foot forward toward finding his next victim. What Atkins and the controller didn't know was that the implants would biodegrade within days.