"What is it?"

"I don't know. Some made thing, leave it alone."

"But what is it? The humans sat down to eat food here, and they left this behind. Maybe it's food too!"

"Does it smell like food?"

"Wait a bit... no, it smells like human."

"Well, yeah. What else?"

"It smells hard, like that ball thing for chasing. Maybe this is for chasing. Come over here and give it a nudge."

"I don't know about this..."

"Come on! Look, it's not doing anything. Push it with your paw and see if it moves."

"Okay, here goes... Hey! What's that noise? I don't like it. Leave it alone."

"I don't think I like it either, now. It sounds alive. Maybe it will move if I bite it."

"No! Put it down! Look, the humans are coming back!"

"...have fallen out of my pocket. It'll be around here somewhere. Are you still ringing it?"

"Of course I - oh, wait, it's gone to voicemail. I'll dial again, hang on..."

"Hey, what's that dog doing? No! Bad dog! Drop it!"

"Hush, you'll scare him! Nice doggie, what have you got there, eh? Give! Come on. Here boy, give it here..."



"Oof! That's the last time I play chase with a dog. I'm exhausted!"

"Well, maybe if you took better care of your phone..."

"Oh, shut up! I didn't drop it on purpose. I'm just glad to get it back in one piece."

"You're sure it's not broken at all? Does everything still work?"

"I think so... yeah, it's all here. Hey, I left the camera app open. And... there's a new photo? Ha! Lookit this - those mutts must've stood on the button or something..."

"Oh, that is beyond cute! Here, give me the phone for a minute..."

"What are you doing? You stay out of my Facebook account..."

"Relax, I'm just... there. You have a new wallpaper: one canine self-portrait. Maybe it'll remind you not to keep your phone in your trouser pocket."

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