Texts From Last Night   is a website that aggregates humorous text messages
from wild nights gone wrong (or right). Write a story that explains how your main character
reached the point where he or she ended up sending one of the following text messages:

"What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here
watching them have sex. Can I get a ride home?"

OR

"I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me."

The main/point-of-view character of the story must be the one sending the text message,
and please incorporate the actual sending of the text message into your story.