Only 15 more days to go in October! We're halfway there!

And I, the Lord High Emperor of Procrastinators (or at least I will be when I get around to arranging the coronation), yes, I, Mr. Puts-things-off-until-the-last-minute-and-sometimes-lets-them-slide-entirely, went through and read each and every one of your Week 2 contest entries. Today. Early. (We still have some work to do before we announce winners, but I just wanted to boast about my bout of non-procrastination).

I even finished (most of) this week's Comedy newsletter, and that's not due until noon tomorrow.

As Brandiwyn🎶 said, "Where's Robert and what have you done with him?"

I hope this isn't a trend. I don't know if I could handle actually being responsible again.