For me, it's all about deadlines. I am a slave to closing dates and, until I've reached the goal, I'm driven. I even turn up early for appointments.

The Jabberwocky is actually good fun. Watch what Dodgson is doing in it and steal his method. For one thing, he makes rhyming easy by inventing words when he can't find a rhyme. To someone like me, who never writes rhyming poems, it almost feels like cheating!