Greetings, my witty white pawns!
It seems some of you have managed to flee my wraith.
You've proven to be quite ambitious. Well done!
You may join the tea party on the front lawn, where we will watch in excitement as the remaining pawns sharpen their pencils and compose great things for us to read.
Now be quick with it, darlings, I know you don't want to disappoint your audience. After all, I welcomed you to participate because you're much more intelligent than the other pawns.
Now don't prove me wrong!