Beware of making eyes roll too often. 50 Shades of Grey and its follow ups had so many eye rolls I began to wonder if the characters had some serious genetic defect that was being hushed up.

My new novel.. "50 Shades, The Rolling Cover-Up Conspiracy and How It could Effect The Markets" won't be available through any outlets as it's extremely silly.

More seriously, that looks a really useful tool to explore, and she looks real, how long did it take to create her?