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I feel for you, man. Snakes are bad enough, but Hello Kitty? What are you like with elephants?
You definitely came across as drunk. I like the way you lumbered Dave with the bill; well, he did offer! I would love to know what you were drinking, and I guess you would too.
I have heard several similar conversations in the pub. This is very real. There are no problems with spelling or grammar. More tales from the bar, please.
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