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</td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></div></div></div></div></div></div>	<div align=center style="padding-bottom:10px;" id="ItemTitle"><b><big>The Puke Brained Judge</big></b></div><div align=left class="shadowBox" style="padding-bottom:20px;overflow:auto;"><span name="myContent" ><table border = 0 width = "100%" cellspacing = 1 cellpadding =0 ><tr><td align = left class="norm" style="">There was a judge<br />
Of writing contests<br />
Whose tiny little brain<br />
Was made of puke<br />
<br />
And she loved the power<br />
Over more talented writers<br />
While claiming the rules<br />
Guided her footsteps<br />
<br />
Those she has burned<br />
Smell strongly of bacon<br />
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner<br />
Her appetite is sated<br />
<br />
Yet their souls remain<br />
Innocent and screaming<br />
Falling on deaf ears<br />
Swimming in blood<br />
<br />
Beware her masked face<br />
Shun her smiling tattoo<br />
Her coy giggles conceal<br />
The stench of death<br />
<br />
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