Alcohol, Hookers, and Blow

There are many things to be thankful about
In a life of contentment and joy.
But on this fair Thursday, I think I will go
With alcohol, hookers, and blow.

Weed is just fine, and legalized now,
But meth is a dangerous drug.
So I'll stick with the stuff I already know,
Like alcohol, hookers, and blow.

Our vices in life can be curious ones,
And sometimes the secrets we keep,
So I'll leave this out here and put on a show
With alcohol, hookers, and blow.

Beer is terrific and wine is okay,
While gin is my poison of choice
For when I get ready to spend all my dough
On alcohol, hookers, and blow.

From Reno to Jersey the gamblers play
In casinos and Indian bars,
But really, the answer is hitting the flow
With alcohol, hookers, and blow.

Life is uncertain, could end anytime
And death is a permanent state.
So I thank the gods and the folks down below
For alcohol, hookers, and blow.