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Poems in which I tried to be funny.
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<br><br><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2013721-One-Evening" class="blue2roll">One Evening</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">Wrapped up warm in a comforter tight, To you and yours I hastily write.</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2052079-Therere-things-well-never-know" class="blue2roll">There&#39;re things we&#39;ll never know</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">Editor&#39;s pick Mystery Newsletter August 19, 2015 </div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2034694-Making-Tortilla-Soup" class="blue2roll">Making Tortilla Soup</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">Such an idea should have it&#39;s own galleria.</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2034023-Please-Mr-Trump-Dont-Fire-Me" class="blue2roll">Please Mr. Trump Don&#39;t Fire Me</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">I want to be a man like you.</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2026913-The-No-Talent-Show" class="blue2roll">The No Talent Show</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">The rejection letter most want</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2016333-One-in-Every-Town" class="blue2roll">One in Every Town</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">Strange love life</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2010473-The-Amish-Witch" class="blue2roll">The Amish Witch</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">Taking a trip to strange place</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2071923-Hans-Gruber" class="blue2roll">Hans Gruber</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">The real story of &#34;Die Hard&#34;</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2176902-Fat-Banana-Hanna" class="blue2roll">Fat Banana Hanna</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">Poem entry to The Writer&#39;s Cramp contest 10Dec2018</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2230101-I-Guzzle-Beer" class="blue2roll">I Guzzle Beer</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">There are many reasons.</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2203570-Cant-Do-Anything-Right" class="blue2roll">Can&#39;t Do Anything Right</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">I want to feel alright,</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2203479-He-Doesnt-Know" class="blue2roll">He Doesn&#39;t Know</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">He didn&#39;t think he was all that smart.</div></div><div align=left style="padding:5px;"><b> <a href="http://www.InkSpot.Com/main/view_item/item_id/2081637-I-Prayed-I-Were-An-Alien" class="blue2roll">I Prayed I Were An Alien</a> </b><div style="padding-left:20px;">My submission to &#34;Randomly Writing Poetry.&#34; </div></div>



















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