I Guzzle Beer - InkSpot.Com
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Writing poetry allows me to exercise my imagination and share it with others. I strive to write for the benefit of the reader using carnival fun mirror images of my life's experiences.
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I guzzle beer, I can't sip beer because I'll taste how nasty it is it'll get warm and give me gassy belches and I'll get a headache before I catch a buzz. I guzzle beer, So the hairs from my mustache slide down my throat and don't get stuck on the back of my tongue making me crazily fish my throat with spoons and forks. I guzzle beer, To help keep my disgusting opinions buried deep inside To allow me to laugh without having a reason To escape from the miserable asshole I am.
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